Iceland Part 2: Randomness in Reykjavik

After covering a good part of Iceland's south short, we spent the second half of our week in Reykjavik, a delightful city that captures the quirkiness of the Icelandic spirit. For context, even though over half of the Icelandic population lives in Reykjavik, this only means approximately 200,000 in the greater capital area. So don't expect a bustling metropolis but more appreciate it for it's pockets of character.

We rolled into the city in the early evening and went to our Airbnb in the downtown area. This apartment was great.

A classic blend of simplicity and IKEA decorations

It was super cute, in a neighborhood with lots of parking that was super close to the areas that are fun to go out in. And it wasn't too close to the main area where all the hotels are. We walked into the closest restaurant nearby (that we only spotted because it had a green bean on the sign), which turned out to be Kryddlegin Hjortu, a place that won a certificate of excellence from Trip Advisor in 2015. They have an unlimited soup and salad bar, which is just what you want on a cold day when you're starving but still trying to stay healthy. After being pleasantly surprised by the meal, we walked around a bit, then went back to the AirBnb to get situated. We started getting ready for a late dinner because it's not really vacation unless you are eating an immense amount of food at all times. Pro tip: Before walking outside on a winter evening in Iceland, be sure to have a couple glasses of that wine you picked up in duty free to make sure your "wine coat" is securely snug. 

We hit the nearby Lebowski Bar, tailor made for American tourists (there's also a Chuck Norris bar down the street and something literally called "American Bar" which sounds like a red solo cup nightmare). They have a selection of about 20 different flavors of white russians and a good 10+ types of burgers. The drinks were strong, they were showing soccer matches, and the food was nothing special. So exactly what we expected it to be.

The dude abides in Iceland.

The next morning we woke up and were of course hungry, so we went to brunch (do non-Americans "brunch" or do they just breakfast) at The Laundromat Cafe, which came recommended. It's in the main tourist area where most of the hotels and hostels are, so there's usually a bit of a weight but the ambiance is cozy and the food is good. We had pancakes with sides of bacon that came in coffee cups and met a guy who's trying to become an Instagram influencer.

Pancakes and cups of bacon for the most important meal of the day

It was nice to be in Reykjavik around the holidays because all the streets are decorated and it felt super quaint, even on a gloomy and rainy day.

Cute, right?

Then it started to really rain, so we ran over to the Harpa, a concert hall and conference center with multiple gifts shops where you can get Icelandic gifts. The building is on the water's edge and is one of the more modern architectural highlights of the city.

The outside looks like fish scales

The architecture inside is really cool, almost trippy. Walking up the stairs is almost like being in M.C. Escher print. The texture on the outside of the building carries through to the inside in a more metallic version.

Like a never-ending spiral of staircases

But let me get to the main reason we were in this beautiful building and one of the reasons I love the randomness of Icelanders. We were there to appreciate their local celebrity hero, by participating in a Bjork VR experience!

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaas

Basically you would go from room to room and be given an Oculus Rift or HTC Vive and watch 2-3x Bjork music videos in 360 and basically "dance inside Bjork" if you weren't careful. It was one of the coolest, trippiest, exhibits I've ever been to and I have to say, she makes the best music videos.

Space aged "dancing"

After avoiding total VR vertigo, we went to try the culinary dish Iceland is most know for... the hot dog. True story. One of the best places to get it is this 80 year old outdoor stand, Baejarins Beztu Pylsur. I've seen photos were the line for this place is a block long but since we were willing to eat under drizzly weather conditions we had minimal wait.

Spot the Jessica!

In order to truly experience it, we went with the classic "one with everything," which means ketchup, sweet mustard, remoulade, crisp fried onion and raw onion.

Yes, it looks disgusting. It's not bad. If you like hot dogs

After that we walked along the main streets of Laugavegur, Skolavordustigur, and Hverfisgata (don't ask me to pronounce any of these) to do some window shopping while we made our way to the Icelandic Phallological Museum aka "the penis museum." It's the largest collection of penises from animals all over the world, plus penile paraphernalia, stories, and famous molds. It's... interesting.

Endless jars of mammal penises

After that we headed back to the apartment and got some serious "wine coats" on because it was quite cold out. Since it was Thanksgiving in America, we decided to treat ourselves to the tasting menu at Dill, which we heard was one of the best places in town. Usually you need a reservation but since we were there in the off season we put our names in, then went around the corner to grab drinks at Mikkeller & Friends. For context of how pricey drinks can get in Iceland, two irish coffees (albeit the strong irish coffees I've ever had), came to $50. Back at Dill, we have one of the most delightful tastings I've ever had. I won't go through everything in painstaking detail, as I feel that this photo montage speaks for itself.

Amuse bouches, and bread nuggets, and fish dishes, oh my!

For brunch the next morning we traipsed a little further across town to this area that felt like a shipyard to eat at the Coocoo's Nest. Looks for the robin egg blue door, that looks like a cute entrance to a concrete bunker. Once you're inside, the ambiance is super warm and cozy. I got a chai and eggs florentine with homemade rye bread. It was totally worth a quick trek in the cold.

It's like you're in a super cold surf shack

For the next adventure of our day, I need you to bare through some very Icelandic words. We started walking to see the famous church, Hallgrimskirkja. To get there, we walked down the main road, Skólavörðustígur (how anyone navigates around with these road names is beyond me). On these street we were window shopping and stumbled across this really cool photography shop, Fótógrafí. I highly recommend making a stop here for any gift needs. Amazing photography in any size and it's affordable.

Perfect for hipsters

We then continued onto the church, which is the main architectural attraction outside of the Harpa. We heard that the unique structure is made to resemble a waterfall but on Wikipedia it says it's supposed to looks like a lava flow, so take your pick. It's a Lutheran church built in 1986 and one of the tallest buildings in Iceland (there's not a ton of competition). The statue guarding the outside is Viking explorer OG, Leifur Eiríksson. You won't find any nods to Christopher Columbus here.

Don't go chasing (cement) waterfalls.

The inside felt very cathedral-like. Sadly we didn't have time to wait in the elevator line to go up and get views from the top, but we did get a good look at the impressive organ in the interior. There are 102 ranks, 72 stops and 5275 pipes and it wasn't finished until 1992!

I bet the sound quality in here is EPIC!

We had places to get to... it was time to get our diplomas at Elf School! I hear about this on John Oliver and it seemed like a must-do for the perfect work desk decoration. Additionally, as we started to travel around Iceland we noticed tons of elf "shrines" and that many rationale people we met legitimately believed in elves. So we hopped in our car and headed to what I would equate to a strip mall in the suburbs.

But I've never seen this in any American suburb...

You walk into what should be an office space but instead resembles the house of a hoarder. If that hoarder was obsessed only with elf paraphernalia. I want Elf School to be a surprise and joy to everyone so here's what I'll say: prepare yourself for 4 hours of rambling elf, hidden people, and mer-people stories from around the world told by the most jovial old man.

He will seriously keep you interested for 4 hours

His husband will keep you continually fed with decision snacks. We even had a guest appearance from a psychic who also rents space in the building (they're both members of the Iceland Paranormal Society). And at the end you get to take home a 70 page study guide and you get an official diploma without actually having to take any tests!

For our last dinner, we went to test our luck again by trying to get into Fiskmarkaðurinn (I kid you not, I can't make up these words), one of the fancier fish restaurants in town that does tasting menus and sushi. The only way we were getting in without a reservation was the last two seats at the sushi bar, but that was fine with us. Our sushi chef was an awesome guy who grew up in Vic, and yes, legitimately believes in elves. He taught us all about their many Christmas elves while making some of the most beautiful sushi platters I have ever seen.

This fish is fresh AF

The next morning was our last day in Iceland. Our only activity of the day was to hit the Blue Lagoon on the way back to the airport. Since it's so close to the airport, everyone recommended either going directly there upon landing or when you leave. I would recommend making it your very first Icelandic activity, because once you've been to places like the Secret Lagoon (with only 20 other people and a legit geyser erupting next to you) this place seems super touristy. It's pricey, there's a ton of people, tour buses roll up on a regular basis. Pay a little more for the express pass, you also get an additional facial mask throw in and two drink tickets (can be alcoholic, green juices, or yogurt smoothies). The restaurant there feels almost like you're in an overpriced American spa, but that all food options are heavy on the cream and not so healthy.

Spa fish. It doesn't look creamy but it's there...

But it's cool to look at and actually blue. Plus there's lots of sauna and steam room options. I'm just saying make it your first stop so you really appreciate it before you experience all the other wonders Iceland has to offer!

But how is it blue?? Oh the molecules...

Iceland Part I: Off the Grid Winter Wonderland

My friend Jess and I decided to use our holiday vacation wisely, and planned a trip to Iceland over Thanksgiving break. We traveled Saturday to Saturday, which seemed like a good duration for covering just the south shore and Reykjavik. It you plan to drive around the full island, it sounds like closer to 2 weeks is recommended. We felt like we had a good pace and only missed doing 2 things on our bucket list (dog sledding and volcanoes). 

We flew Wow Airlines direct from San Francisco to Reykjavik (which I hope to be able to automatically spell by the end of this post) because they were offering a great deal. Even though we had to pay approximately $60 to carry our luggage on, it still beat Icelandair. I would describe WoW as "minimalistic." Your seat won't recline, there's no WiFi, the food is bad and expensive (bring on your own), but it's a direct flight on a normal plane that seems just as safe as any other place so it was worth saving a couple hundred dollars.

Nonsensical Viking wisdom

Landing in Reykjavik at 3:30am met nothing was open but we picked up our rental car at 5am. Pro tip: wine and booze in Iceland are extremely expensive to stock up for your trip in duty free. After getting provisions, even though we had to wait around a bit, we used Iceland Car Rental. Jess had done her research on this and discovered it was the top recommendation via TripAdvisor and had good deals on SUVs (which you definitely want for winter). From the airport, we drove out to Hotel Ranga, a four star hotel near the south coast that specializes in seeing the Northern Lights without any light pollution. 

Icelandic rustic

Keep in mind that the population of Iceland is only 400,000 and 3/4th of them live in Reykjavik, so anything outside of the city is pretty remote. Ranga is one of the only options around so you will also be eating all of your meals there. It also looks eerily like a lodge-version of the hotel in 'The Shining.'

Red rum

 My one qualm with them is that even though we called to let them know we'd be arriving extremely early in the morning and confirming early check-in, they were unable to accommodate us when we arrived. We had to wait until the breakfast buffet was open to eat (and they almost wouldn't let us since we weren't officially guests yet) and then napped on couches in the upstairs lounge until our room was ready. Needless to say, we then spent most of the day napping. Leaving the hotel around 4pm, the sun was already starting to set. At this time of the year, the sun rises between 9-10am and sets starting at 4pm and both are the most beautiful evolution of colors ever seen. We began to refer to these times as "cotton candy skies." 

Alone on the road

We decided to make the hour drive to Fontana, an Icelandic spa with geothermal baths. We ate a lunch lunch of unlimited soup and bread. The rye bread tasted amazing and was actually cooked in the geothermal pools earlier in the day. Then we went out to the pools, which overlook a lake. There was one major mineral pool, a couple hot tubs that were more chlorine based, multiple steam rooms, and a sauna that you could alternate between.

Ahhhhh.... sulfite soaking

After a couple hours of needed post-flight soaking and discovering what we didn't know yet would be the trend of foreigners wanting to talk about Trump in sauna, we headed back to Ranga. There we ate a massive late dinner, which was probably not needed but hey, it's vacation! As a head's up to anyone who's lactose intolerant* and traveling to Iceland, beware. Cream comes in everything, cream is the base for everything, cream stretches their use of vegetable longer, cream will be on your plate whether the description includes it or not. I had a seafood soup (based in cream), with bread and Icelandic butter (which the Island is know for and rightfully so), and a salmon entree with creamed kale. Dinner is pretty pricey at Ranga, but it's also a four star meal and the only thing around.

On day 2 we woke up and once again indulged in the Ranga breakfast buffet (nutella waffles!). After that, we hoped in our SUV and headed out to the Golden Circle, which is a popular drive where you can see a lot of Iceland's natural wonders.

Get ready for more gratuitous sky pics

There are a ton of tour buses you can take from Reykjavik but we were so happy we drove it ourselves. We determined our own pace and rolled out when groups of tour buses rolled in. We hit the three main sights, but tacked on two more unknown stops at the end (which were actually our favorites). Starting out, we went to Gullfoss, a massive waterfall in a long canyon.

The only thing not frozen

It was beautiful, but the wind was so strong we were freezing our faces off after viewing it from a variety of vantage points. After checking out the gift shop, we were ready to head to the next stop. 10-15 minutes from the waterfall is Strokkur Geyser, surrounded by a bunch of little geysers.

The main geyser, notice how close the tourists are

The main guy goes off every 6-10 minutes, with other ones erupting every 3-4 minutes. And while it may be dangerous, they really let you get pretty close. I remember being at Yellowstone where they told horrific stories about getting scalded to death by geysers and roped tourists off a safe distance away. Here you can basically walk right up.

I also really enjoyed this little fatty explosion

We were so close we could walk the geothermal pool boil like a cauldron and then all the sudden get sucked into the earth before erupting. It was pretty cool.

Ridiculously close to ridiculously hot water

On the drive from there to Thingvellir National Park you could see geysers eruptions all over the horizon, appearing to be suspended in air like they froze there. The park is a UNESCO World Heritage Site, where the tectonic plates are slowly continuing to move away, under a giant glacier lake so there's some cool lookout spots.

"Frozen" geysers in the distance if you look closely

We though there'd be places to eat lunch but sadly there were only gas station-quality sandwiches at the Information Center. I made the risky choice of salmon and regretted it. After that we started driving down the southeast side of the lake to see Kerid Crater, near Selfoss. It's so neat because it's this perfectly circular lake at the bottom of a deep crater hole. You can walk around the top ridge and down to the bottom. There are lots of rock fragments and it makes you think about how hard this meteorite propelled down from space.

Space + Iceland = mindblowing

It was our favorite natural wonder of the day on not on the major Golden Circle tours, so it was bus free with minimal crowds. For our last stop of the road trip, we went to Gamla Laugin, the "secret lagoon." It was our favorite because it felt so authentic. There wasn't a crowd, everyone is chill, and it's a natural lake. Part of it was even blocked off because it's gotten so hot that it has become and erupting geyser.

The not so secret, secret lagoon

After a solid soak, we headed back for another expensive dinner at Hotel Ranga, filled with Icelandic butter and strange creamed vegetable foams. While eating dinner, they announced that the Northern Lights were up and peaking, so everyone ran out of the dining room, through on these amazing wool snowsuits they provide, and ran outside.

Magic suits, wish we could have worn these the whole trip!

The Northern Lights are so beautifully unexplainable. It's like what I imagine the skies in Harry Potter to be like, when Voldermort appears. But way less eerie and nobody dies. We went to Ranga's open roof observatory, where they have space quality telescopes to look at the stars and the Northern Lights with. We talked to one of the guys they had stationed out there and it sounds like the green color comes from excited oxygen. Ionized nitrogen makes more of the blue and purple hues you see in other parts of the world. Don't ever say you didn't learn anything from Green Eggs & Glam!

On day three we work up early, stuffed giant to-go boxes with breakfast buffet items, and hit the road for a 3.5 hour drive out to the Jokulsarlon Glacier Lagoon, where we were meeting up with our ice cave trekking group. After a morning of driving through cotton candy skies, apocalyptic terrain, through cute sea towns like Vik, and past mountain ranges with massive glaciers we made it to this super cool lagoon/lake filled with massive icebergs of all the blue hues on the spectrum. 

Blue hues

All the tours pick up from the cafe parking lot there and we found out that ours had been cancelled due to car issues (the rough glacier terrain you have to drive across to get to the caves is hard even for ATVs). Luckily there were a ton of other companies waiting in the parking lot and we easily found another one. Our guide was great, although he didn't know the answer to one of our incessant questions, and defaults with "oh, it's the molecules." Nope, the ice is blue because the red (long wavelengths) part of white light is absorbed by ice and the blue (short wavelengths) light is transmitted and scattered. The longer the path light travels in ice, the more blue it appears. Another knowledge bomb! To get to the cave drove across what looked like rocky terrain on the surface of the moon but actually turned out to be a glacier, with the dirt and volcanic ash making the ice appear more like rocks. 

What I imagine the surface of the moon looks like

This area used to be populated back in the 1300s but then a volcano erupted, wiping out all the settlers. There were multiple tour groups once we got up there but it still wasn't too packed since we were there in off-season. 

Walking into the cave

Our guide told us the crowds have been growing, as last year Iceland saw ~300,000 tourists and by the end of 2016 the expect that number to be closer to 2MM. Once we were in the cave, you got to spend time walking around and could go pretty far in. There were so many natural shades of deep blue, it was unlike any place I'd ever been before. 

This is really what it looks like #nofilter

There's one area that was so small, Jess and I had to crawl up through a tunnel to get to an open air spot where you were surrounded by blue walls. 

Like how is this real? #themolecules

The ice caves were so amazing it reminded me that the earth is a pretty cool place. After that, we drove to the Fosshotel, which is a massive upscale hotel in the absolute middle of nowhere. Next to a waterfall.

We're all alone out here...

Unfortunately I booked the room for 2017,  but they had one of their apartment units available and it was only $100/night and so worth the upgrade. They had happy hour in the lobby, where we enjoyed artisinal San Francisco quality cocktails made by an Icelandic bartender who looked 14.

So legit they deserved a photo

We then made our way to their ritzy dining room (these hotels in the middle of nowhere must be making a killing on food). Needless to say it started with more Icelandic butter and cheese, although my salmon with polenta and cauliflower was the best I'd had on the trip so far. At night, we could see the Northern Lights again out our window as we fell asleep.

On day four, we drove almost four hours back to Thingvellir National Park. We saw the most epic sunrise I've ever possibly seen in my life. Although I would be awake for more sunrises if they were all at 10am.

Again, no filter. Just cotton candy skies forever.

Around the island there are also a ton of adorable ponies and lots of tourists pull over to take "pony selfies." I would recommend not getting too close, they might think you are trying to feed them...

The asshole pony that looks like Sia bit my finger

Our lovely Garmin, who can't pronounce Icelandic words anyway, decided to take us on the 360 which ended up being a harrowing, snowy, one way along the edge of the lake so I highly recommend staying on the 36. The beautiful, large, fresh water lake is actually covering a unique natural phenomenon on the north side, the Silfa Fissue. This is where you can actually see the continental drift taking place, as a "river" has formed over where the American and Eurasian tectonic plates are moving away from each other. Every year they shift another 2cm apart.  

This is what it looks like when the earth splits apart

Due to the uniqueness of this area and the fact that the water is so clear, it has become one of the most popular dive spots in the world. The way it was explained to us (so don't fact check me on this) is that 20-30m clarity is considered good dive visibility and in the fissure it's 70m. Sadly I am not diving certified (still on the bucket list!) so we decided to snorkel, yes snorkel during winter in Iceland in a glacial lake. There are a bunch of companies that offer this and we went with Magmadive, who ended up being awesome. Everyone else was in big groups but with them it was just the two of us and our really nice guide Wiktor. There were some small panic attacks when the claustrophobic dry suits were put on, but we powered through it even through apparently my face was blue.

Please keep us warm enough to complete our synchronized snorkeling expedition!

There was an initial shock getting into the water but the wool layer under the dry suit was the best. And you face and hands just go numb a couple minutes in. Once in the water, it really does feel like you're in a crevice of the earth, sandwiched between two rocky plates. The clarity was amazing and we could see down pretty far, past all these different shades of blue and green.

Literally sandwiched between tectonic plates

All in, you're in the water for about 20 minutes and it was totally worth it. Afterwards Wiktor made us the best hot chocolate I've ever had. We jumped in our trusty RAV4 and headed to Reykjavik... stay tuned for Part II of Iceland adventures!

Off Season Adventures: New Zealand Pt. I

After Sydney I flew to New Zealand to spend 15 days on the South Island, so I’m breaking up this leg of travel into a two-partner. Since I was roaming New Zealand solo, I didn’t want to rent a camper and drive by myself so I did some research and found that most lone travelers opt for a bus tour option. I don’t like to over-plan when I travel, as it removes the excitement and spontaneous-ness that the flexibility of solo travel is so great for, so I was nervous about being trapped on a bus where every moment was scheduled. However, I found a bunch of bus companies that were backpacker mentality friendly, where you buy a loop path and then you can jump on and off the bus in any of the cities along the way and stay in those cities for as long as you want, then just hop back on. While you’re on the bus, they help you identify and book activities and hostels at the next city stop. This seemingly great concept was just what I was looking for, so I booked myself on the Southern Pass of the Kiwi Experience. We’ll circle back to this, but just wanted to set the stage for a later discovery.

I mean, is this not the greenest bus you've seen?!

I flew directly into Christchurch and grabbed a cab to Jailhouse Accommodation, an actual prison from 1874-1999 that has since been converted into a hostel. It was definitely a unique experience but not without its flaws. I recommend it for a night and preferably in the summer months. The rooms are old prison cells, so the heating is minimal in the winter and the wifi signal does not travel through the thick concrete walls. However, the people there were super nice and helpful.

My own personal cold, cold cell/room

After getting settled I started walking toward downtown through South Hagley Park, which is pretty well sized with lots of bike paths and sports fields. Once you make it through the southern portion, it leads into the Christchurch Botanical Gardens, which were my favorite gardens of the trip.

My mom would be so proud of all these flower photos

They know what kind of plants will flourish in the climate and in the autumn a lot of the sub-gardens featured plants that pop with beautiful fall colors.

So this is what autumn looks like outside of SF....

Next gardens is the Canterbury Museum, which is free so I took a quick walk around those exhibits. There’s also the Peacock Fountain, which is fun for taking pictures.

Free activities are good activities

After that, I went to the urban downtown area which was possibly one of the most eerie metropolis areas I’ve ever been in. An earthquake that was 6.3 on the Richter scale decimated the city, killing 185 people. While they’re working on rebuilding, the after-effects are still everywhere, as a lot of the crumbled buildings have not been removed. They’ve come up with clever ideas, like if the front façade of a building is still mostly intact they’ll build up shipping containers that the doors and windows open up to.

There's also a shit ton of awesome street graffiti

There’s also a whole mall area on Cashel Street made completely out of shipping containers that they’ve made into cute boutique shops and cafes.

I'd take this over Mall of America any day!

I was also there on the Queen’s birthday so everyone had the day off and the area was empty. I walked to the 185 chairs memorial, which was beautiful and sad. For each person that died in the earthquake, their loved ones picked out a white chair to represent the individual.

One of the most thoughtful memorials I've ever seen

It’s near the church with cardboard rafters, which was closed so I didn’t get a good look. I walked back to the hostel area for dinner and went to Pedal Pusher, which had good food, TVs, trivia, and wifi.

The next morning I boarded the gigantic lime green Kiwi Experience bus at 7am.

Where's my bus?? Oh wait, it's the giant green one.

There was a quick breakfast stop, saw some seals, and then we made our way to the main city stop, Kaikoura. Kaikoura is a quaint coastal town that is big for marine wildlife due to sea trenches deep under the water, which mix regional currents that cause food sources to rise for seals, whales, and other animals that stay more toward the top.

Town view from above - at least it's sunny today!

We went and saw some seals and I signed up for a dolphin swim which was supposed to be with hundreds of dolphins.

Fat but dangerous

Unfortunately there was a stormy wind so dolphins got cancelled so I went on a whale watching tour instead, which was a pretty awesome backup. They put a sonar sensor in the water off the edge of the boat and listen for whale sounds. As soon as they sense one the boat takes off and tracks them down, as whales only stay on top of the water breathing anywhere from two to ten minutes typically.

Just hanging out

The tour usually sees about 2-3 whales but it was the height of the season so we saw four! You watch the whales (all sperm whales in the region) breath water out their blowholes. The whale guides could tell when the whale was preparing to go back under so they’d yell to get your cameras ready so you could get the perfect tail shot before they disappeared back under.

Whale tail. Ha.

That evening we stayed in the Lazy Shag Backpacker, a cute and affordable hostel run by this really great woman.

Cute and cozy redefined!

I walked the stretch of road the hostel was on and found this cool black rock beach to catch the sunset on.

Gratuitous sunset photo

Seafood is obviously the popular protein choice in this area, so I found a simple yet legit place to get fish and chips. It came wrapped in paper like street food in England and even though the fish was fried you could tell it was super fresh. To-date it’s the best I’ve had, but I had to eat it while burrowed in bed wearing multiple layers of fleece. New Zealand winters are no joke.

The next morning we departed from Kaikoura fairly early and made a quick stop at the Oahu stream walk to see the baby seal colony.

The cuteness is palpable

There are adorable seal pups all over the place that are super playful and splashing around. At the top of the stream there’s a pool under a waterfall that was completely filled with the little guys. 

Everything that looks like a rock is actually a frolicking seal pup!

After that we headed to the ferry stop at the tip of the South Island to pick up bus travelers coming from the North Island. 

Big ass ferry in the bay

This is where I learned that the Kiwi Experience is known as the “college fuck bus” and 18 year olds make up about 80% of the passenger load. The other 20% are mostly in their younger to mid-twenties, so ignore that part of the Kiwi Experience site that says most of their riders are between 20 to 35 and be prepared to hear a lot of screaming, drama, Jason Derulo, and hungover pukers. In talking to other travelers a couple of the hostel stops, anyone in their 30s should look to book Stray. So after accepting that this would be my fate for the next week and a half, we made our way to a river bridge that is in one of the scenes from "The Hobbit" movie. I haven't seen it, but it was a nice river.

Does this look familiar to any LOTR fans?

We got to the town of Kateriteri after dark and stayed at the Kateriteri Lodge, which was nice but felt much more like a hostel than the last place. They did put on a trivia night at the pub next door which was pretty fun.

Kateriteri might be a fun stop in the summer since it’s right on the water, but in the winter there’s not much to do so we left right away in the morning. We drove to Nelson Lake to have a picnic lunch. This is where there’s a scenic pier that lots of people take pictures jumping off of. Unfortunately we were there on a super foggy and cold day, so there wasn’t too much to see. A couple of riders braved the water for the jump photo but they said it was freezing and there were eels.

Just like San Francisco, feels like home!

After a windy, long, but scenic drive we rolled into the town of Westport. Even though it’s a town with a rough population of four thousand, it still felt like more of a city than the last few stops we made.

Real buildings!

We stayed at Bazil’s Surf Hostel, which they said was the top rated Kiwi Experience hostel of the trip. It was funky and had a cool outdoor area that is probably awesome during the summer. Unfortunately in the winter it just smells of mildew and the guy working was super standoffish.

Can't you see this being way better with some sun?!

I went running down the main strip of town and found some good Indian food for dinner. The other upside to the hostel was it does allow lodgers to hang out and drink in the public areas until 9:30ish, so at least it was a little more social than some of the other places.

The next morning we stopped at a nearby seal colony that’s usually pretty populous but it was cold and rainy so most of us stayed in the bus. We started out drive down “The Coast Road,” which is New Zealand’s version of the Great Ocean Road.

By no means ugly! I'm just saying compared to Great Ocean Road...

While it includes some cool limestone cliffs, I would say it didn’t compare much. The best stop was the Pancake Rocks and Blowholes, which are named that way because the stacks look like pancake layers of limestone stacked up.

This doesn't make me crave IHOP though

There’s a quick 15-20 minute walking loop you can do that has a couple good vantage points. 

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The Coast Road ends in Greymouth, which is the largest city on the West Coast (Queenstown is more inland) but even our driver acknowledged that it was one of the uglier cities. Apparently there was going to be a costume party and contest at the hostel that night, so we went to a local store to get supplies. Since it was still rainy, our activity for the day was going on a tour of Monteith’s Brewery. I am not a beer drinker so I passed on the tour, but I sat by the fireplace and drank their cider which was incredibly clear and delicious. It was so good I’m looking into where I can find it in the US. After that, we went to the Lake Mahinapua Hostel, which is pretty remote and only had cabin options, so I braved my first bunk bed experience in many years.

Looks odd but the cute cabins are behind it.

The owners and staff there were super friendly and excited to have us. They run a fully operational bar on-site since the location is so remote.

Plenty of fun activities to be had

They served us a giant family style dinner and then we hung out in the bar area all night for the costume party. The local police showed up but it didn’t seem to faze anyone, as apparently that’s a pretty normal occurrence since it tends to get a bit rowdy. Again, this is a great hostel experience for someone a bit younger.

The next morning they also served us family style breakfast and then we went into town to watch the rugby match of the two little boys who lived at the hostel and had been helping us out. 

Not the town, just a photo out of the bus window that finally worked!

After that it was a quick drive to our next major stop, Franz Joseph. I was planning to go skydiving but after mustering up the courage it got cancelled due to weather. While a little relieved, I was also a little disappointed as it’s rated one of the most scenic skydives in the world. We check into our hostel, The Rainforest, which was my favorite so far due to ambiance and amenities. The single room felt just like a hotel room but much more affordable.

If you look closely you can spot reception!

Even though it was raining I went for a trail run to see if I could get close to the glacier. After you get through town, there are a trails through a Jurassic Park feeling forest that are a couple kilometers long.

I'm fully expecting a T-Rex to jump out at any point.

It actually was farther than expected to even get to the car park where then the glacier specific trails start, so I just did a short one that was steps up a hill that lead to an outlook where you could see multiple waterfalls.

Cue the TLC

I took trails back on the other side of the road and happened across a cool suspension bridge.

Dangerous and slippery when wet

It started to pour so I started sprinting back, feeling like a bad ass in a Nike commercial, until I got a side ache. That night there was a big rugby match (New Zealand vs. Wales), so I went to watch it and have dinner at The Landing, which had great food, sizable portions, and a solid list of local beers and wines.